"'Cause These Are The Breaks" (Late Update About Tonight)

That 25% chance of an Alex-less episode? Forgettaboutit:

Hopefully you're in better shape than Hayley for tonight's new episode! pic.twitter.com/fCo1L1FbUm

— Modern Family (@ModernFam) March 2, 2016

 I'm still not optimistic about tonight being particularly interesting though.